What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

In what ways does Bollywood represent India's culture to the rest of the world through movies, songs, and dance? Is this representation accurate?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What are the best Jewish jokes?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Delta Force selection is originally based on SAS selection, so why is there no brutal jungle phase for Delta Force? It seems like it's based only on the Brecon Beacons section.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : I'm 24.

Is Pampano safe to eat?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Thank you.

Me : I don't drink

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Tea ?

Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Sure.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.